Secretly

"You know, the best thing about a secret is secretly telling some one your secret, so they can add it to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly."

- Spongebob

Spongebob is wise. 

So, I will share my biggest secret here. 

You know my character, Threes?  

The main character of that story I wrote?  

Well, his real name's not Threes. 

(I'm sure some of you already knew that)

Yup. 

I live a very unsecretive life, no?

(Got you wondering what his name actually is, dont I?)

Come on, guess. 

You'll never figure it out. 

Heart, Leer.